Zombies Invade Kitchener-Waterloo

Several sightings of zombies have recently been reported in Kitchener-Waterloo. Their origin and the exact threat they pose are not yet known. However, reports say that they are dressed for the weather and have yet to begin rotting, as undead ghouls are wont to do. The following photos have been submitted, and are posted here so that you will recognize the zombies in case you come across them. In the event that this happens, we suggest defensive measures such as: running away. By no means should you confront the zombies, as with their mittens they may give you a good pawing.

A chain link fence is only a temporary barrier against zombies. Though some may become distracted and try to bite each other on the head.


Zombies want in.


And they won't take 'no' for an answer.





Don't be fooled by this zombie's air of stupefaction...


...he has retained enough brain power to know how to hide and spring out at innocent passers-by.




Should you find zombies in restive poses, follow the age-old maxim: "Let sleeping zombies lie." Never wake zombies for the sake of a picture, as the unknown photographer did in this case. We can only surmise that he now ranks among their shuffling, drooling numbers.








Sometimes a zombie just needs a buddy to lean on. Also, contrary to popular belief, zombies can smile.




Zombies often get themselves into things they can't get out of. What drew them to this dumpster is not known, but we suspect it was heaps of discarded brains.




Zombies enjoy the agrarian lifestyle.


But this one became visibly upset when he found out that he stood not in a field of wheat, but among a bunch of stupid weeds in front of a condo.





Go team zombie!



From all of the zombies...



Buh-bye!




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