A chain link fence is only a temporary barrier against zombies. Though some may become distracted and try to bite each other on the head.
Zombies want in.
And they won't take 'no' for an answer.
Don't be fooled by this zombie's air of stupefaction...
...he has retained enough brain power to know how to hide and spring out at innocent passers-by.
Should you find zombies in restive poses, follow the age-old maxim: "Let sleeping zombies lie." Never wake zombies for the sake of a picture, as the unknown photographer did in this case. We can only surmise that he now ranks among their shuffling, drooling numbers.
Sometimes a zombie just needs a buddy to lean on. Also, contrary to popular belief, zombies can smile.
Zombies often get themselves into things they can't get out of. What drew them to this dumpster is not known, but we suspect it was heaps of discarded brains.
Zombies enjoy the agrarian lifestyle.
But this one became visibly upset when he found out that he stood not in a field of wheat, but among a bunch of stupid weeds in front of a condo.
Go team zombie!
From all of the zombies...
Buh-bye!
Brought to you by 205 Strange People.
3 comments:
I liked that A LOT.
Yay zombies!!!
my eye is sooooo wierd!
Oh snap!
I may have just squeaked and giggled and unforgivable amount at that.
*prepares to link and divert traffic from his blog*
Oh, and "Zombies enjoy the agrarian lifestyle." G-O-L-D GOLD!
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